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nbsp;阿润嗤笑答：<></span>……阿润是要做和尚的<></span><></span>
顾昭摆手：<></span>那有什么<></span>春天夏天<></span>你便来山上敲钟<></span>等到秋天冬天就去给我做老婆<></span>我们也不做什么<></span>你每天就给我插花就好<></span><></span>
阿润扭脸看了他<></span>看了一会点点头很认真的回答：<></span>好<></span><></span>
顾昭没想到<></span>脸色顿时涨红起来<></span>脑袋左右摇摆<></span>摆了一会吸吸鼻子：<></span>你偷喝酒了<></span><></span>
阿润并不觉得羞愧：<></span>嗯<></span>喝了一些<></span><></span>
<></span>还有吗<></span><></span>
于是<></span>顾昭又提着酒壶<></span>喝着小酒<></span>灯下看美人插花<></span>怎么看<></span>怎么雅致<></span>雅致的他都有了诗意<></span>可惜念书不多<></span>实在不会吟<></span>却实在想吟<></span>人家都这么雅了<></span>他好歹作些什么才撑头<></span>于是便趴在桌子上<></span>带着一丝被美人熏出的醉意说：<></span>阿润<></span>我想吟诗<></span><></span>
阿润一剪子下去一个花头<></span>
<></span>真的<></span>我倒是会一些<></span>我想想啊……<></span>顾昭抱着脑袋<></span>深恨上辈子读书太少<></span>妈的还长在南方<></span>妈的……满脑袋的诗<></span>真的<></span>可多了<></span>课本里<></span>电视里<></span>电影里也常叨咕的<></span>就是记不得了<></span>到底是什么来的呢<></span>他愁眉苦脸的生憋<></span>阿润也不理他<></span>只是很珍惜的将剪下去的花瓣儿小心的收在一方布帕里<></span>
<></span>咳……有了……园中有早梅<></span>年例犯寒开……这句如何<></span><></span>终于想出一句<></span>顾昭洋洋得意<></span>
阿润有些惊讶<></span>停了剪子看他：<></span>还成<></span>下一句呢<></span><></span>
顾昭又愁眉苦脸了：<></span>忘记了啊……我想想<></span>真是记不得了<></span>仿若是年轻的小媳妇剪了梅花<></span>回到家里插在柜子上了<></span>嗯……就是这个意思……<></span>
一不小心……又是一错剪<></span>阿润很哀怨的看了一眼顾昭<></span>觉得他是故意的<></span>
顾昭很无辜的摊手<></span>真的是记不得了吗<></span>谁在现代没事儿去看诗文啊<></span>吃饱了撑的没事干才看呢<></span>就是……他曾活过很多岁数<></span>可是<></span>那也是……每天赚钱买保险<></span>交按揭<></span>家长里短<></span>社会压力大得很<></span>那里有空看诗文<></span>
他说的这诗句<></span>诗名叫早梅<></span>原句是：园中有早梅<></span>年例犯寒开<></span>少妇争攀折<></span>将归插镜台<></span>犹言看不足<></span>更欲剪刀拆<></span>是唐代<></span>孟浩然的诗句<></span>
他能想起来<></span>不过是这诗句里<></span>有梅花<></span>有剪刀而已<></span>
阿润叹息<></span>略有所思<></span>便轻轻念到：<></span>红梅细剪裁<></span>崖顶曾怒开<></span>不惜金缕衣<></span>凉人多寂哀<></span>休怨不得归<></span>纤尘衣轻练<></span>凌雪院前过<></span>胭色叩门来<></span><></span>
顾昭一呆<></span>半响之后叹息：<></span>阿润吟的真好<></span><></span>
阿润失笑：<></span>并不好<></span>学过几日<></span>可惜……后来便不能上学了<></span>不过是知道规律乱念的<></span>要是那只鸟知道<></span>一定会大加批判<></span>吟上十首八首绝伦的讥讽咱们<></span><></span>
那只鸟<></span>是指薛鹤<></span>薛鹤不喜欢阿润<></span>阿润也不喜欢他<></span>薛鹤叫阿润<></span>那个假和尚<></span>阿润管薛鹤叫<></span>那只鸟<></span>
顾昭笑：<></span>咱不管他<></span>他是以后靠十首八首度日骗官做的<></span>咱听得好就成<></span>只是阿润的诗句太哀怨<></span>就像嫁不出去的小媳妇那般<></span>这个也不好<></span>咱不提这事儿<></span>说些高兴的<></span><></span>
阿润停了手<></span>左右摆弄瓶子的角度<></span>一边摆弄<></span>一边问：<></span>还有什么事情值得高兴<></span><></span>
顾昭沉吟：<></span>恩……我会说传奇<></span>野话儿<></span><></span>
<></span>那你说来<></span><></span>
<></span>好……阿润知道世界有多大吗<></span><></span>
<></span>嗯<></span>这个却是不知道的<></span><></span>
<></span>我却是知道的<></span><></span>
<></span>呵呵<></span>那你说说世界有多大<></span><></span>
<></span>可大了<></span>在南边<></span>过了大海的方向<></span>住了各种颜色的人<></span>有黑色的人<></span>红色的人还有白色的人<></span><></span>
<></span>休骗我<></span>怎么会有黑色的人<></span><></span>
<></span>哎<></span>只说是野话儿<></span>我这般说<></span>你要当成真的听<></span><></span>
<></span>呵呵<></span>好吧<></span>那你继续说来<></span><></span>
<></span>那黑色的人<></span>住在很热的地方<></span>那热的地方<></span>一年四季只有苦夏<></span>于是他们便不喜着衣<></span>那男男女女一年到头都是袒胸露腹<></span><></span>
<></span>……<></span>……<></span>……竟有如此不知羞耻的地方<></span><></span>
<></span>大家都这样<></span>怎么会有羞耻呢<></span>你这话说的就不对了<></span>羞耻是别人告诉你的词儿<></span>别人不知羞<></span>你自己羞个头呀<></span><></span>
<></span>那倒是<></span>若都是这样<></span>羞耻也就没了<></span><></span>
<></span>那些黑色的人<></span>倒也不是全露的<></span>就像黑男子<></span>待到成年<></span>就将一个木管子插在话儿上<></span><></span>
顾昭指指自己的□<></span>比比长度<></span>可怜的阿润面目一顿扭曲<></span>又听得新鲜<></span>就不敢插话<></span>只能强忍<></span>
<></span>那黑色的女娘<></span>待长大就集体浑身抹了彩色的泥巴当胭脂<></span>打扮娇俏的去挑选男人<></span>看那个男子站了一排<></span>谁的管子又粗又长<></span>就去找了回家做女婿<></span>哇……夜里管子一摘<></span>就可怜了<></span>常有第二天夫妻打架<></span>嫌弃对方行欺诈手段骗人之事<></span>只可惜<></span>夜都过了<></span>货是无法退了<></span>只要哑巴吃黄连<></span>有苦自己知<></span><></span>
阿润终于忍不住<></span>趴在桌子上哈哈哈大笑起来<></span>他捂着肚子<></span>脑袋连幻出一个情形<></span>一群纯黑色的人<></span>排成两排看管子的样子……
笑得一会<></span>他的笑声又嘎然而止<></span>面露酸楚<></span>皆不过是因为一句话：<></span>哑巴吃黄连<></span>有苦自己知<></span><></span></P></DIV>
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